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Little ditties about my life and other crap I feel like writing about.
Today is Chicken Ticklin' Day. Be careful. The chicken may not cooperate. (ok, I did not make that up, but I just gotta say, do wha?????)
Today is National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day. (Rotweillers are prettier)
Today is Rip Cord Day, marking the first successful parachute jump opening the parachute with a rip cord on this day in 1919 by Leslie Erwin of the U.S. Army Air Corps.
Today is National Blueberry Pie Day. (Hell to the YEAH! count me in on that celebration)
Today is Workers Memorial Day in the
1984: "Mama He’s Crazy" by the Judds entered the country music charts. Nurse Naomi had given the tape, made on a $30 Kmart cassette recorder, to a producer’s daughter, who was in the hospital.
1986: Crook & Chase, Lorianne and Charley, debuted on The Nashville Network.
1988: The Baltimore Orioles lost their 21st straight game, a major league record. The Orioles finally won their first game of the season the next day.
1991: The Strippers Hall of Fame opened in
1991: A young man in
1992: The
1992: The
1996: The city of
1999: Twenty-five
2000: On his 50th birthday, comedian Jay Leno got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
2002: The westbound lanes of Interstate 80 west of
2005: Police and dozens of volunteers in
Today is National Arbor Day, a day to honor and plant trees since 1872.
Today is Old-Time Baseball Day. According to some old newspaper articles, baseball was being played as early as this date in 1823 in what is now the Greenwich Village area of
Today is Flag Day in
Today is Duck Appreciation Day. Go ahead, feed the ducks. (or whatever…some think they are delicious)
The Interstate Mullet Toss begins today in
1982: Jane Fonda released her first workout video. (And I would never be the same after seeing my friends mom doing the tape in the living room with her leotard on… I shudder even now thinking about it)
1985: "
1988: Sonny Bono was elected mayor of
1988: Whitney Houston released her second album, "Whitney," which included a duet with her mother Cissy. The solo "Where Do Broken Hearts Go" became Whitney’s seventh #1 single in a row. (and the rest is cocaine history- “Crack is wack”)
1990: Drummer Mitch Mitchell sold the late Jimi Hendricks’ Fender Stratocaster guitar to an undisclosed buyer in
1991:
1999: Troy Cooper of Columbia, South Carolina, said he’d been offered $100-thousand and two Buicks for his 1981 Toyota Corolla, but he wasn’t about to sell it. The car was covered with trinkets: earrings, fishing lures, beads, marbles — 33,000 doodads stuck on with ceramic tile glue. Friends gave him most of the trinkets.
2003: Southwest Airlines fired two pilots for "inappropriate conduct" after they removed all or most of their clothes mid-flight in the cockpit of a Boeing 737. The pilots claimed they spilled coffee on their clothes, but the airline ruled the prank went too far. The US Federal Aviation Administration said though rules forbid behavior that distracts crew members, there was no specific ban on flying naked.
2003:
2004: Cosmetics queen Estee Lauder died in
Today is Spring Cat Cleaning Day, a day to give your cat a bath. Be careful. (no thanks. Glad I did the dogs yesterday)
Today is National Teach the Children to Save Day.
Today is Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, a day for children ages 8-12 to go to work with parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles, adult cousins or friends. (or I think it should be called annoy your co-workers day)
Today is National Pigs in a Blanket Day. (Friggen yum!!!!)
Today is the First Day of Summer in
Today is Martyrs Day in
National Scoop the Poop Week begins today. (Maybe every week should be Scoop the Poop Week.)- I scoop everyday…
1981: The IBM Personal Computer was introduced.
1992: In London Terry Cole balanced 220 cigar boxes on his chin for nine seconds and a new world record.
1992: Singer David Bowie and fashion model Iman were married in a secret ceremony in
1994: Madonna visited the San Antonio Spurs locker room to congratulate David Robinson on his 71-point game. As usual, Robinson was gracious.
2002: Singer Jewel broke her collarbone and a rib when she was thrown from a horse.
2002: A family in
2003: The
Today is Baywatch Day. The popular TV series debuted on this date in 1989. The last episode of produced in 2001. Syndicated in 142 countries with an audience of 1.1 billion, it was the most widely viewed TV series in the world.
Today is Administrative Professionals Day. It was once called Secretaries Day.
Today is National Cherry Cheesecake Day. (Friggen YUM)
Electronic Communications Week and National Playground Safety Week begin today.
Today is Children's Day in
Today is National Sovereignty and Children's Day in
Today is World Book and Copyright Day, sponsored by the United Nations.
1975: B.J. Thomas scored with the longest song title to hit #1 on Billboard’s pop music chart: "(Hey Won’t You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song." It stayed #1 for one week.
1985: Coca-Cola announced it was changing the secret flavor formula for Coke. Negative public reaction forced the company to resume selling a version similar to the original.
1989: With the first pick in the NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys chose UCLA quarterback Troy Aikman.
1989: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar played his last game with the Los Angeles Lakers.
1991: The
1997: A replica of playwright William Shakespeare's English birthplace, Stratford-on-Avon, opened 40 miles east of
2001: Two Canadian youngsters used a blanket to catch a four-year-old boy falling from a fourth-floor window. Police praised nine-year-old Stephanie Boddy and six-year-old Samantha Quinn for their quick reactions. The girls saw Skyler Christou toppling out of a window in
2002: President Bush's top White House aide, Karen Hughes, resigned to go home to
2005: Health officials in
Today is National Stress Awareness Day, always the day after income tax are due. (yeah, I’m aware of my stress, very aware- believe me I have not been able to look to the right or left for two days- yup I’m aware)
Today is International Moment of Laughter Day, time to set aside a moment to laugh (That’s what I need, so post some good jokes, I need a good laugh)
Today is National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day, always the day after Income Tax Day. (sorry; I had no idea or I would have told you about it yesterday so you were prepared- I wish I had my PJ’s on)
Today is Rekindle Your Romantic Self Day. (hmmmmmmm)
1987: The U.S. Patent Office began accepting patent applications for new animals created by genetic engineering.
1993: A Monmouth, while she was out on bail awaiting trial for trying to poison him.
1994: The first woman was inducted into the National Comedy Hall of Fame. The 50-year veteran of the Grand Ole Opry, Minnie Pearl, died in 1996.
1999: Wayne Gretzky announced his retirement from hockey.
1999: Shania Twain became the first woman to be named as Songwriter/Artist of the Year by the Nashville Songwriters Association International.
2000: As a protest against noise at
2003: Michael Jordan played his last NBA game with the Washington Wizards, who lost to the
2006: Lance Nesta of
Today is Barbershop Quartet Day.
Today is Iinternational "Louie Louie" Day, an opportunity to celebrate what many call the greatest party song of all time (louieday.org).
Today is National Dandelion Day.
Today is M&Ms Crisis Day, marking the day in 1966 when American astronaut Shannon Lucid reported from the Russian space station Mir she was "absolutely, totally out" of M&Ms. Lucid spent 188 days aboard the Mir and asked only for regular resupplies of M&Ms.
Today is National Cheese Fondue Day.
Today is 8-Track Tape Day.
Today is Liberation Day in Uganda.
1973- I was born- Thanks mom!!!
1979: Rebels and exiles backed by Tanzanian forces seized control of Uganda's government deposing the brutal dictator Idi Amin.
1981: Guitarist Eddie Van Halen and actress Valerie Bertinelli were married in Los Angeles.
1986: Kellogg’s of Battle Creek, Michigan, stopped an 80-year tradition of tours of its breakfast-food plant, believing that spies from other companies were taking the tours to steal company secrets.
1989: The U.S. issued a patent (#4,821,247) to Reginald Grooms of Conway, South Carolina, for his Ear-Mounted Alarm Clock, a digital alarm clock so tiny it can be hidden in your ear and awaken you without bothering your spouse.
1990: Astronomers at Lowell Observatory in Arizona named four asteroids after John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.
1999: Florida accountant Jim Akin finished his annual count of dollar bills stapled to the walls and ceiling at McGuire’s Irish Pub & Brewery in Pensacola. Since 1977 customers had signed and stapled up 175,000 dollar bills, which every April have to be inventoried and reported to the IRS.
2003: Thieves broke into a safe and stole $1,020 -- from a prison. A spokesman for Spring Hill Prison near Aylesbury, England, said the crime took place in the prison's reception area.
2006: Sicilian Mafia leader Bernardo Provenzano was arrested near Palermo, Sicily, after eluding capture for 43 years.
Today is National Chinese Almond Cookie Day.
Today is Jenkins' Ear Day, marking the date in 1731 when Spaniards boarded the British ship Rebecca off
Today is National Cherish An Antique Day.
Today is National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day.
1973: Carly Simon received a gold record for the single, "You’re So Vain."
1984: Robert Duvall won the Oscar as Best Actor for his role as a country singer in Tender Mercies.
1988: Singer Brook Benton died of a spinal disease at age 56.
1988: Elders returned to Bikini Atoll to begin cleaning up the island where no one had lived since the nuclear testing of the 1940s.
1988: The final episode of the action drama The New Adventures of Beans Baxter aired on The Fox Network.
1992: U.S. President George Bush fell suddenly ill at a state dinner in
1993: The Colorado Rockies set a National League baseball record by drawing 80,227 fans to their first game. (THAT”S RIGHT!!!! GO
1994: Actress Judy Geeson was playing a chain-smoker in the play Faith Healer at a New Haven, Connecticut, theater, when a man in the audience stood up and said, "You’re gonna kill yourself smoking that much!" Then he yelled as he walked out, "Smoking is prohibited in this theater anyway!" (Sounds like something I wish I could do, I love cranky old men)
1996: The Church of England was in uproar after actress Ruth Ford was cast in the role of God in the annual York Mystery Plays.
1998:
2002: Former Arthur Andersen auditor David B. Duncan pleaded guilty in
2002: Scientists at the
2005:
Today is Counter Stool Memorial Day, a day to see if you can remember the last diner or lunch counter where you spun round-and-round on a stool at the counter. Is there still a place where you can do it again?
Today is Children's Day in
Today is Tutor Appreciation Day. (Thanks for all your hard work)
Today is National Notice a Wildflower Day. (Not when there is still snow on the ground.. UGH!)
Today is Draw a Picture of a Bird Day. (Here's my bird, of course he's pooping, now draw yours.)
Today is Trading Cards for Grownups Day. (whatever)
Today is National Peanuts Kids Baseball Day. . (Sorry there was one thing about baseball, not my fault it is the best sport ever.)
Today is Hammerin' Hank Day, marking Hank Aaron's 715th home run, breaking Babe Ruth's long-standing record, on this date in 1974. Hank's record of 755 home runs is still standing. (What?!?, it wasn’t planned! I swear)
1974: Hank Aaron of the Atlanta Braves hit his 715th career home run in a game against the Los Angeles Dodgers, breaking Babe Ruth's record. The homer was off pitcher Al Downing. (Same story, doesn’t count)
1975: History’s oldest canary died in
1986: In a landslide, actor Clint Eastwood was elected mayor of
1988: The Rev. Jimmy Swaggart was defrocked by the Assemblies of God church after he rejected an order to stop preaching for a year.
1989: "Entertainment Tonight" hostess Mary Hart married producer Burt Sugarman. (and I care because???)
1990: 11-year-old Richard Daff Jr. of
1992:
1994: The grunge rock group Nirvana’s lead singer Kurt Cobain committed suicide in his
1995: Associated Press reported that
1998:
2001: A
2006: A White House spokesman said President George W. Bush approved a leak of classified information, as charged in the I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby case, because it served a "public interest" and did not compromise security.
Today is No Housework Day, no bed-making, no dishes, no trash, no guilt, sponsored by the Wellness Permission League of Lebanon, Pennsylvania (717-279-0184). Some call today Let Someone Else Clean Day.
Today is National Coffee Cake and Caramel Popcorn Day.
Today is Women's Day in
Today is World Health Day, marking creation of the UN's World Health Organization on this date in 1948.
This is Families Laughing Through Stories Week, time to tell funny family stories.
National Networking Week and National Public Health Week begin today.
1997: An
1998: Three inmates at
1999: An Israeli couple was hospitalized for fatigue after kissing in Tel Aviv for 30 hours and 45 minutes. Dror Orpaz and Karmit Tsubera set a world record and won a trip around the world. But they were really tired.
2002: Police in
2003: The U.S. Supreme Court voted upheld a 50-year-old
2005: The popular painkiller Bextra was removed from the