Thursday, March 20, 2008

First day of Spring and for the last 18 years I can legally tear my mattress tag off...


Yeah, yeah, like that means anything of value to me in Denver.. I mean it is still going to snow again. It is still freakin windy out side (I HATE WIND) so, it is still winter here. The only thing that today means to me is that our first softball game is today.
And I am a little pissed off, I have to tell you.
A girl on my team just came to me and said, well I think because we are playing our nemesis (what, this is recreation co-ed soft-freakin ball!!!) we are going to start the other girl as pitcher.

and to make matters even worse, blogger decided that they didn't like my posting of this, i guess, because after i added my little u=yuk man face, the rest of my blog went somewhere that i can't retrieve it..
F*CK, girl can't get a break. NOTHING I WROTE IS SAVING..
before i throw this computer though the wall, i think i will end today's blog. It isn't everything i wanted to bitch about, because, believe me i am in a bitching mood, but i have no patients to write it out more than three times..
Time for a walk. Maybe you will get my bitching some other time today.
UGGGGHHHHH!

Here are reasons to drink today, and I think i am going to join you...

Today is Absolutely Incredible Kid Day, a day to write letter of love and encouragement to the absolutely incredible children in your life. (I think this is a campfire USA gig, but good to do anyway.. Expect some emails today kiddos- and you know who you are)

Today is Companies That Care Day (I am sure this is sponsored by Halliburton, R.J. Reynolds, Phillip Morris, Shell, Exxon and Chevron)

Today is The Great American Meatout. ( I can observe this today… and you should try it for one day too)

Today is Proposal Day, a holiday for those seeking to marry. Go ahead, propose! (OK, like Leap day, Ain’t gunna happen, so don’t even ask)

Today is the day pigeons return to courthouse in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. (I just think that is weird. When do they all synchronize their watches?)

Today is National Agriculture Day. (in other words, have you hugged your farmer day)

National Bubble Week begins today, a great time to have fun outdoors with children and bubbles. (I love bubbles)

Today is Independence Day in Tunisia. (don’t they mean it’s March 20th??)

1984: Naomi and Wynonna Judd made their stage debut in Omaha, opening a concert for The Statler Brothers.

1986: Fallon Carrington and Jeff Colby were married wed on the primetime TV soap "The Colby’s," a spin-off from "Dynasty."

1987: A Houston man was fined $10-thousand and assessed ten years probation for stealing 76,680 rolls of toilet paper from the hospital where he worked.

1990: The Colorado legislature made it legal to tear the "Do Not Remove" tags off mattresses.

1990: Singer Gloria Estefan suffered a broken back when a speeding truck plowed into the back of her tour bus on a snowy Pennsylvania highway.

1991: Michael Jackson signed the biggest deal in recording history: a $1-billion contract with Sony.

1994: Joy riders stole a car in Amsterdam, then abandoned it apparently without noticing the suitcase filled with thousands of dollars in cash and diamonds in the back seat.

1996: A 21-year-old Muppet fan claiming to have a bomb took over a radio station in Wanganui, New Zealand, and demanded that "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog be played non-stop for 12 hours. Police evacuated the area, decided the bomb was a fake, stormed the station, and arrested the listener. No one was hurt. (and you think I am crazy...)

1999: Dale Adams of Gunthorpe, England, introduced Tinky, a miniature stretched version of his mother, Cassey, a giant rottweiler. Tinky's father, quite incredibly, was Rusty, a tiny dachshund. The owner said he had no idea how the two proud parents got together to produce the very unique cross-breed.

2002: Actress Pamela Anderson disclosed that she had hepatitis C.

2003: U.S. and British forces invaded Iraq from Kuwait.

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