This is what i don't understand....

Here are just a few observations i had this morning.

(1) I HATE CILANTRO.. so, why on earth does Qdoba put so much in their rice... it is a vile, gross, disgusting substance and i think it should stay away from my food..

(2) Why do some people insist on opening their mouth when they squint? I have tried it both ways and you can, physically keep your mouth shut when squinting, so to the people that get behind me on the way to work. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, or drive at a less sunny time. It is gross and no one wants to see your gums, believe me!!!

(3) Why spend $4,300 on a prostitute? I mean isn't it all the same when you get going?? just wondering..

(4) What the hell is Goofy anyway??? and if he is a dog, they why does Pluto have to walk on all fours and Goofy doesn't? Just seems unfair to me.

(5) If you are going to the bathroom, stand to zip (or button depending on your preference) and your hair (from your head; people) gets stuck in the zipper, it is time to get a hair cut. The second time it happens you should just shave it all off.

(6) Why so much friggen cilantro???

(7) Why do was say the alarm clock is going off when it is really coming on???

(8) Did Sally make any money selling sea shells or did people just go pick up their own? And if you really don't care that Jimmy is cracking corn, they why still sing about it??

(9) And what exactly is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics??

No, there is no number ten only because it makes people uncomfortable to have things in an odd fashion.

Here are more things to make you celebrate the 30th day away from my birthday.

~ today is National Donkey Appreciation day. I know i have not told my donkey that i love him today, have you?
~ today is the Hell's Angles Birthday. So, have a few shots of whiskey, slam a few skulls and enjoy the day.

And since i have been born, this stuff has happened on March 12

1974: Singers John Lennon and Harry Nilsson were thrown out of the Troubadour in Los Angeles for heckling the Smothers Brothers.

1986: History's fattest cat died at age 10 in Cairns, Australia. The neutered male house cat named Himmy was 38 inches long and weighed 47 pounds.

1990: 153,000 snails were reported missing from a snail farm in Hebburn, England, apparently history's largest snail disappearance.

1992: Tammy Faye Bakker announced she would divorce her evangelist husband, Jim, who was in prison for swindling. The couple had been married 31 years.

1992: Hollywood stars Warren Beatty and Annette Bening were married.

1993: Golfer Anne Marie Palli set an LPGA record on the 9th hole by killing a flying duck with her 2nd shot. Both the duck and her ball fell into the water. Of course, it cost her a penalty.

1993: Janet Reno was sworn in as the nation's first female attorney general.

1994: The Church of England ordained its first women priests.

1996: Former Senator Bob Dole swept the seven Super Tuesday primaries, virtually locking up the Republican presidential nomination.

2002: In Leuven, Belgium, a cyclist beat a Ferrari in a 12-mile race through rush-hour traffic. Bert Meulemans, a local councilor, finished 15 minutes in front of the car. He drove along cycle paths while his motoring colleague struggled through congested streets. The councilor wanted to encourage cycling.

Ok, stop whining and don't email me..

(10) Whose brilliant idea was it to put an "s" in the work lisp???