There is this chick out here in Denver, I think, that IS married to a principal of a school. About a year or so ago, she was busted after going on a camping trip with some students (i think she was a teacher) and then ended up having sex (after giving them beer) with one of the 17 year olds.. She gets caught, she goes to jail, for reals, and has a trial and everything. Big news around here because she is what every 17 year old guy might want for a teacher that is willing to go all the way. I mean she isn't a beauty queen but for a school teacher, not bad.. Anyway.. fast forward to two days ago and I see her mug come across the TV screen. I say to myself, 'self, isn't she from that student sex story.. why is she on the news again?'. Well boy was i glad i asked.. Turns out that a parole officer was doing their routine check-ups on parolees and went to check on this dude on his list and low and behold, there is the school teacher lady in this guy's bed.. Well it would just be the guy and the chick's husband's problem (yeah- still married to the principal) but you see, she is a convicted sex offender and that means she has to register every time she has sex, so being found in this guy's bed (that wasn't the principal or the 17 year old that she was arrested for) she was breaking her parole and now she is back in jail.
PEOPLE!!! come on...
That goes right up there with one of my cell mates going through extensive cancer screening and other procedures just because he didn't realize that gaining weight that your doctor ordered you to do will cause your pants to get tight, which in turn will make your intestines squish out the side and create a huge pain if you don't loosen your belt... I kid you not..
And like another co-workers child that was going though a health kick and ended up swearing he had colon cancer because his poo was red.. After, again, extensive cancer screening and checking why he would have blood in his poo, he discovered that when you stop drinking pomegranate juice, you poo goes back to it's natural color. COME ON PEOPLE!!!!
let's try usng our reasoning skills that our 6th grade science teacher tried so hard to teach us.
On another note, baseball players are not real people. I mean did you see some of the plays the Rockies pulled out of their butts? I think Nix is going to be great at second and I am pretty impressed by Wells pitching last night. I think he gave up one hit and it wasn't until the 6th inning or something. not bad.. At least better than Francis did the day before.. Gotta love a rain out.
Our third softball game is tomorrow and they are calling for snow starting tonight. I don't want to play in the snow, but i can say that at least it is at 6pm. MUCH Better than a 9pm game. And i won't be playing next week due to preparing for my birthday celebrations in Chicago. (read: packing and drinking). I woke up this morning and told my boyfriend that by this time next week we should be packed. I hope that is true. I was watching a "New Adventures of Old
Christine"- love that show- and Christine was saying that it was her birthday month. I feel that way too. I could celebrate all of April, if people would let me. I know no one besides me and maybe my mom really cares about my birthday, but a month long celebration might be fun. (HINT HINT- BIRTHDAY IS IN 9 DAYS- GET YOUR SHOPPING DONE EARLY TO ACCOUNT FOR MAIL TIME TO DENVER)Don't forget to watch your Big brother today. James freaked out yesterday, and then won the POV, so can't wait to see what goes down tonight.. LOVE THIS SHOW!
Here's stuff that you might or might not know or care about...
Today is Serious Soap Opera Day, marking the debut on this date in 1956 of "As the World Turns" and "The Edge of Night" on CBS Television. "The Edge of Night" had been moved from radio, where it was called "The Adventures of Perry Mason." It was canceled in 1984;"As the World Turns" continues. (My grandmother watched “The Edge”- it was her “story”)
Today is National Day of Hope, a day for all to pray the cycle of child abuse and neglect can be broken to give abused children hope for the future (childhelp.org).
Today is Great Lovers' Day, marking the birthday on April 2, 1725, of
Today is International Children's Book Day, marking Hans Christian Anderson's birthday (reading.org). (Not as sexy as Casanova)
Today is National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day. (YEAH I LOVE PB&J don’t forget to crush the potato chips in the middle of the sandwich)
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Today is Reconciliation Day, a time for forgiving, a day to write a letter, make phone call to mend a broken relationship. (If we were in a relationship and you read this, don’t call me….it’s all good :)
1974: Robert Opel streaked naked across the stage at the Academy Awards. Actor David Niven, who was on stage, adlibbed, "Just think, the only laugh that man will probably ever get is for stripping and showing his shortcomings." (funny)
1978:
1980: Toshiaki Shirai and Yukiko Nagata set the world underwater kissing record in
1984: John Thompson became the first black coach to lead his team to the NCAA college basketball championship.
1992: Mob boss John Gotti was convicted in
1995: Author Norman Mailer, writing in the New Yorker, quoted KGB officials who said when Lee Harvey Oswald went hunting in
1996: A Chinese dinosaur egg believed to be 100 million years old sold at auction in
1999: The Labor Department reported that the nation's unemployment rate fell to a 29-year low of 4.2 percent in March 1999. (can’t say the same for today)
2001: A computer engineer in
2007: In
And finally, what you don't want to see on your way to work.
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